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Where the Market Is Down, But the News Never Lies.

Bitcoin is slipping. Altcoins are bleeding.
The market has officially entered a bearish phase.
And just like Bikini Bottom during chaos, BUTT BOTTOM is here to report it

THE MARKET RIGHT NOW

Let’s be real. Bitcoin is down. Altcoins are following. Liquidity is drying up. Sentiment has turned cautious. This isn’t hype season. This is bear season. And in times like this, people don’t need more promises — they need context, clarity, and a little dark humor. That’s where BUTT BOTTOM comes in.

HOW TO BUY

1. Prepare Your Wallet

Before diving into BUTT BOTTOM, make sure your wallet is ready.

Secure your keys — in a bear market, safety matters more than speed.

2. Get Some Base Currency

You’ll need a base currency to enter the market.

Transfer it to your wallet and keep extra for transaction fees.

3. Swap for $BUTTBOTTOM

Head to a decentralized exchange and make the swap.

Paste the official contract and confirm carefully.

4. Sit Back & Stay Tuned

Once the transaction is complete, you’re officially in.

Stay informed as our underwater news keeps rolling.

Even in a Bear Market,
We Stay On Air

BUTT BOTTOM is an underwater community reporting the crypto market as it really is. When Bitcoin and altcoins go down, we stay on air — sharing updates, context, and humor to help everyone navigate the bear market together, one broadcast at a time.

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